YUMO!!!!

Have you tried these yet?

He may not be right: But he cleans up well

I was thinking this morning.... I have made several comments about my husband not being right so to speak but I have never really given any concrete reasons to this so
here goes.

1. He has offerred to get a magnet to take my staple stitches out.
2. He once told a blind person who was walking down the street, " I can see you but you can't see me"
3.At night he pees off the front porch
4.He nick named our daughter stinky and makes it a point to call her that in public
5.Whenever we go out to eat and the restraunt needs your name for seating, pick up order ect... he gives them the name Billy Joe Bob.
6. He thinks its funny when I am taking a shower to come in use the bathroom (#2)and then flush so not only am I being stunk out but I am also being scalded.
7.When I walk around the truck to get in he waits till I get right in front and honks the horn.
8.We use nexttell phones,he will beep me knowing full well I am in a public place and yell at the top of his voice "how is your rash,diareah,ect....
9.Will fart anywhere, anytime, around anyone, and then grin like he has won the lottery.
10.Eats frosting directly out of the can.

Now please don't get me wrong he is a wonderful man a fantastic father and a great husband, he just aint right.
But he does clean up well.

Wednesday's only in Texas

After going to this "festival last year I am pretty sure that you have to be slightly off to enjoy this type of thing. To see more about this... www.durangotexas.com/index.html click on the events tab. Its safe to say if the hubby wants to go this year he will be going without me.

Texas State Aquarium

Alexis and daddy getting the boat ready

A barge crossing the ship channel in Port Aransas

Lighthouse just off the ship channel

Alexis at the beach

Not much happening here today-in wait mode for the rain and wind to make their way up towards us from Galveston we need rain the grass fires are popping up everywhere and after the one we had this spring across the street from our place I have become very jumpy when the red flag warnings come out.Doc took the stitches out this am still have the drains but progress folks progress. First thing hubby asked the Doc was..."how long before she can go out on the boat?" Most hubbys would be more interested in how long before we can do the humpty dance,ahhhh but not mine, remember in my profile I did state he's not quite right.

He's itching to go back to the coast fishing, we try to go about 3 times a year twice as a family and once just he and I. School starts in 2 1/2 weeks and with that so does soccer/pta/dance ect....so it doesnt look like we will be going anytime soon.

We did take some awesome pics when we went down in June, so I thought i'd share.

What a face

See the face? See why I couldn't put her out in the pasture> 6 weeks old

Still can't put her out in the pasture with the goats>16 weeks

I have a house cleaner today,( I know how exciting-right?) I have never had a house cleaner before. I am sitting outside while she cleans, I can't go anywhere because of the tubes still hanging out of me, like so twilight zone frankenwoman

type thing. I have the dogs out with me and Lil Bit that's our great Pyrenees puppy is really taking her job seriously-what they are bred to do is watch over livestock and there human family's, she sits by my side and any butterfly, bird or noise real or imagined is greeted with a booming bark and a scuttle under my chair, from where a whole bravado of barks and growls come from,my brave heroine. Actually as far as protecting goes when she is full grown she will weigh in at about 150lbs.Just her size and bark will deter most unsavory creatures both of human origin and of the animal species. All the size and looks of a polar bear with a golden retriever mentality. We originally got her to stay in the pasture with the goats and protect them from coyotes and such, but one look at that face and there was no way I could turn her loose in the pasture, so that's how we came to have 3 large dogs in the house. Which finally convinced the hubby that unless he wanted dog hair in his favorite foods, a dyson vacuum was needed. And folks let me tell you if you have pets that shed these things are worth every dollar, now I am anal on this I cannot stand dog hair anywhere but on the dog so I do vacuum at least twice a day. the house cleaner just came to me and told me she was done...hmm

get this she didn't even sweep the ceramic tile before she mopped it.... eww gods clumps of wet soggy dog hair. THIS IS WHY I DO THESE THINGS MYSELF.

ok talk my self down was fixin to come unglued.

Texting Gods Word

I sent a text to my 18 yr old son this Friday morning. I have not seem him since he chose to move out http://imsorrymomranawaythursday.blogspot.com/2008/07/this-is-not-democracy.html 4 simple words I miss you and love you. this is the text I received back from him.Jeremiah 2 5 6-Thus say the lord "what injustice did your fathers find in me,that they went from me and walked after emptiness and became empty".

My thought on this was he was saying what was so wrong with him that I threw him out of the house and abandoned him-it stands to reason I miss him.

Now remember he chose to leave because he did not agree with our house rules. My first instinct was to come back at him with Colossians 3 2 0-"Children obey your parents in everything for this pleases the lord"

But I refuse to get into a pissing contest with him using gods words as amunition.

Does it ever get better?

Hamster sighting

Do you see anything slightly off about this picture? No? Wait a minute let me get a better picture.

There that's better, do you see the problem yet? THE CAGE IS EMPTY!!!!! Has been empty

since July 17,2008 I have a glorified mouse running amok in my house. But wait Paula you say since I have started reading your blog it seems that you like critters, especially in the house, I mean come on you have 3 well lets just say over sized dogs in your house. I agree I do like critters-critters that I can see coming......I found the glorified rat this am or I should say the damn thing found me, in the bathroom no less at 600 am have you any idea what its like to be minding you own business in the semi dark half awake from narcotics and sleep and to look up and have to beady eyes peering at you? Needless to say the whole household is awake now and we still haven't caught the hamster....But I swear when its real quiet, I hear a snide little glorified mouse snicker.