Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Just give me the damn Happy meal

You know ya'll I am noticing the older I get the less tolerant I am of things. Things? you ask? yes things for example a simple run through the McDonalds drive thru for a healty dinner of saturated fats empty calories and a toy that will end up deep between the dark crevices of my truck where no man nor woman is willing to go. It becomes quickly a battle of wills between my self and the cashier who only speaks enough English to say boy or girl toy not to answer the world stopping all important question(according to my daughter)do you have the horse because we allready have the teddy bear. The question is greeted with this deer in the headlights look and in a flash the cashier is gone and up pops the manager "can I help you" shit eating grin like the answer will solve world hunger and bring peace to all. Ummm yeah I guess ya can help me just asking about the happy meal toy, but really I have allready spent 25 more in the drive thru than I planned and the 40 or so cars behind me are really starting to get ugly as a matter of fact... I think the 3rd truck back is reaching for some type of weapon of mass destruction so all in all can I just get the damn horse and the damn happy meal cause its now almost morning and Ill be here shortly to order pancakes to go....and if I ask for extra butter ...well we only can imagine the chaos that will create.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Only in Texas can you enjoy freshly mowed grass and geraniums bloomng like crazy the last week of October

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Can you guess how Alexis and I spent our weekend?

What a weekend our first Brownie camp out... 17 girls, 3 moms and 2 troop leaders thats more hormones than any person male or female should be subject to

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The calander says its fall......

But here in Texas its still in the 90's most days, hard to think about pumpkins and leaves crunching under foot when all you really wanna do is strip butt naked and yell cannon ball as you jump into the coolest pool/lake (well you get the idea) I have managed to get my fall decorations out so here they are in all thier fall glory.
(p.s) the big assed tarnatula is real AND WAS NOT STAGED I like to come unglued when I saw it in tthe camera lens.