Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

be verrryyyy verrryyyy quiet Im hunting wabbit

Remember these guys? Well they are now big enough to go outside in the big pen with the other rabbit and goats. Apparently the furnishings didn't measure up for two of the three, because this morning they had escaped . The hubby and I armed with fishing nets set out on safari in the back 40 to round up the rascally wabbits and return them to hence where they had come from. So picture if ya'll can 2 grown folk running all over with fishing nets flung over their shoulders, what started out slightly humorous quickly turned ugly something like this only 10 times worse as we were battling bunnies in huge overgrown cedar trees.cacti,and other various Texas native plants and insects that tend to bite and sting when pissed off/knee led on/or other wise disturbed. The light hearted banter between the hubby and I went something like this.

The Mr.-throw a rock at him so he will run this way

Me:I am not throwing a rock at the bunny what if I hit it?

The Mr: that's the idea-scare the motherf(bleep bleep)

Me: Ohhhhh that makes a whole lot of f(bleep bleep) sense

The Mr. there he goes run get him!!!!!

Me:looking at the Mr. telling me to run? have you lost your f(bleeping) mind?

I don't run!!

The Mr. Godamn it Paula run!!!

Me: I cant run I'm to damn fat

The Mr.These motherf(bleeping) rabbits are gone when I catch em

Me: wasn't my idea to get em


and so the conversation and the safari continued for another hour

the end result: rabbits caught-PAULA mad at Mr. for yelling and not saying your not fat ect...

Mr sitting in living room at 10:45 pm watching pass time.... hope hes comfortable on that couch cause that's were hes sleeping tonight.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Open letter to the religious zealot who is spamming me

Dear Religious person who keeps filling up my comment section with your holy rolling agenda.

I am not now, nor will I ever be following your type of religion. I am from Texas a link on the bible belt of America, If I am worthy of being saved I am most certain your are not my saviour.

Basically you.....biblebeatingsonofabitch can kiss my A$$

Wednesdays only in Texas

This gator was caught in Trinity Texas 880 pounds true story

Saturday, February 14, 2009

The show your love day-by how much cash you spend day

So this is what I asked for for Valentines Day. Should have been a no brainer.... right? I mean truly? what man doesnt feel the areas down south waking up the minute they step through those hallowed doors.
*didnt happen*

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

For a huge laugh


make sure you click on the read more at the end-this is a good one

all credit goes to sandee at comedyplus

Wednesdays only in Texas

heres your sign

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Daddy Daughter Dance 2009

Remember this That pic was from last years dance ,heres this years.

and just so ya'll don't think I am whinning when I say the mans not right.........

remember this

Its a good thing he cleans up well, and is such a good dad and husband

remember this

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Some big girl panties are much bigger and harder to fill than others

This came in my email bright and early this morning

I got this picture along with the words- The New Motto for 2009 start it early!!

underneath it was a poem that went like this................

For the girls

Someone will always be prettier

Someone will always be smarter

Some of their houses will be bigger

Some will drive a better car

Their children will do better in school

And their husband will fix more things around the house

So let it go,and love you and your circumstances

Think about it!

The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart

The most highly favored woman on your job may not be able to have children

The richest woman you know,shes got the house, the car the clothes ~ may be lonely

And the word says,"If I have not Love, I am nothing"So, again, love you

Love who you are

Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, " I am to blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed"

"Winners make things happen~~Losers let things happen"

Be "Blessed" Ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman

"To the world you may just be one person, to me you are special

Thank you Rhonda!!!

You always know what I need to hear and when

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Flu Flu go away dont come back any day!!!

My baby girl is sick, not just sick but type A flu sick, it started Sunday night at 300 am (like all good sickness does) the poor child had headache so bad she was shaking!! It reminded me of a migraine that adults get, by morning she was weak and sore, I kept her home and on the couch all day.Last evening she began to run a temp, between 102.7 and 103.6 even with cool baths/cool compresses and Tylenol alternating with Motrin I could only get the temp down to an even 100, we were at the pediatrician by 9.45 am and at 10.00 am they did they strep swab and then the flu swab, at 10:02 she was throwing up all over me/the floor/the table but worst of all her new flip flops. Diagnosis type A flu . Doc said she will down for the count for at least 7 days,prescribed Tami-flu (50.00 after co-pay) poor baby is like a limp noodle, nothing stays in or down. Seems this nasty stuff is running amok coast to coast even they had it

Please ya'll if anyone in your fambly starts not to feel right get to the Doc, this stuff is miserable way contagious and going to the Dentist and getting 4 teeth worked on would be more fun.

Seems to be a bad strain also that the flu shot wont touch.