12 iron men,11 hannah montana's ect... ect....

OK so bright and early this am- we are off to school in full costume and makeup for the (character parade)in layman terms the Halloween chaos.
There was of course the projected assortment of Hannah Montanna's, Iron men, Bat men,Disney Princess's with a few clever ( ohh the horror and shame) made costumes.We had gotten early in the week the permission slip to ok or not ok our childs participation. Just as we are about to leave for the parade here comes one little girl her mom draggin her in no costume no nothing the little girl is crying because she is not in a costume and wanting to know why her mom wont stay and watch. Its just sad when parents do this type of shit to there kids, I personally know this mom, they have money, they believe in Halloween,mom doesnt work why couldnt she take the time to make, buy, borrow a costume for her child and then stay for 1/2 hour? I just dont get it and never will.

Another fine holiday tradition-carving of the pumpkins

The finished products!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN YA'LL

*side note do not wait untill 200 pm the day before Halloween to purchase your Disney Princess pumpkin carving set-two HEb's 1 walmart 1 target 1 hobby lobby 1 micheals and several misc walgreens and cvs's and still could not produce said carving kit. I have failed as the perfect mom

A house divided

Good Morning:

Sorry about the no only in Texas post, I just haven't had much to blog about lately, I mean hell life around here has been much less than dull.
We are so split down the middle here as a family politics/discipline/finances ect.....seems somebody is always pissed around here.(NOT ME OF COURSE BECAUSE AS ALWAYS I AM A PERPETUAL RAY OF F*******SUNSHINE AS YA'LL KNOW. Here in the heart of Texas we are staunch republicans, the sign in our front yard says McCain/Palin-as small business owners we cant see how Mr. Obama can do any good for us. I do believe in change/hope- ect.... but I would like to continue to make a living, my 18 yr old is a Obama supporter but sadly not for the right reasons-what he believes in/stands for ect. He just feels we need a person of color in the head honcho seat. Personally I don't care if our President is purple/gold /green/ has boobs/has a boy toy/
or likes the same sex as he/she- I just want someone with some morals/ethics/brains and plain ole common sense sitting in the seat and directing our lives for the next 4 years.

On another note my son has finally finished high school wooohoooo. Now if he has passed the taks test we can have a party- more on that in December. My husband thinks its time for him to leave the nest and become a man, I do agree but as a mom I have to admit he just aint ready the child may be 18 but common sense wise we are working on maybe 14 give or take.

We went to a haunted house last week against my advice!!!!! My daughter is 6 she is not ready for haunted houses no matter how much she says she is. I said and I quote " she is not ready she will be scared out of her mind she will not be right for days" ummmm guess what? 2 nano seconds after walking through the front door she is screaming and crying I wanna go home- imagine that a 6 year old child being scared what a concept huh? we are going on night 7 of her sleeping with us. quote"I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"unquote. so there nanny nanny boo boo

Ok so not so much a post as a bitch fest sorry ya'll hopefully I can be much more amusing next time

Wednesdays only in Texas

Smart Ass or Funny as Hell you tell me.................

After picking up my two wonderful children from school, with the 7 yr old daughter in back and the 18 yr old boy in the front, I find myself trying to listen to both of them tell me about their day,we sort it all out and my son starts to list what he needs to do when he gets home (chores) he goes to bitching about it and his sister out of know where says this and I quote " Let me know how it all works out for you''. My son looked at me and I looked at him and he said did she just say what I think she said? And I said omg she did.... he was pissed. I laughed my butt off. so what do you think smart ass or funny as hell.

*just a side note I have never heard this particular phrase used in our home, or around our friends thats why to me its dang funny*

A beautiful day passes em by

Its a beautiful sunday afternoon here in Texas, sunny skies,maybe a high of 80 slight breeze,I come in from doing yard work to see where my kiddos might be........ this is what I find.

The rain in Spain fell mainly on Texas

What happens when you finally get rain in Texas? This is one thing that happens.

Wednesdays only in Texas

This brings to mind several questions 1. Are the spring ho's special compared to the rest of the seasons hos? 2. Maybe this is not family orientated?

When the Princess aint happy nobodys happy

I see you but you cant see me

This is where I found our cat sweetheart this afternoon.

Mamma may I? I think not

OK question for ya'll - If your siginificant other wants a guys night out do you care? Do you interrogate him/her as to where/when/who ect? The reason I ask is this, I just got a phone call from one of our employees wife,it seems she is extremely peeved that her husband along with mine and one other guy stopped after work and had a couple of drinks at the local Hooters and then Twin Peaks and then finished the night at the Tilted Kilt. She feels that its my fault that they went. Huh??? wtf?? she proceeded to tell me that I should have stopped it since its my husband who is there boss. WTF?? personally I dont give a flying F*** if my husband goes to one of those places,he knows who he is coming home too and well lets be honest most of those girls wouldnt give him the time of day outside of the place. I trust my hubby and would not even begin to tell him where he can and cannot go after all he is 3x10 plus some.

Just a follow up it wasnt my husbands idea to go to these places it was the guys and they were the ones that didnt want him to tell me because they thought I would be mad like there wives, lol they dont know me well I honestly could care less

Wednesdays only in Texas

TEXAS CACTUS

Get Well my friend

These are for my bestest pal Rhonda-http://ledbesidestillwaters.blogspot.com she has pneumonia. Please rest my friend and take care. I love ya !!!!

Now I know you were dropped on your head

Reason number 121 why I title my blog the way I do: I went downstairs to my sons room to put some clothes of his away. As I opened the closet door the knob came off and rolled under his bed, the above pictures are just what I could reach and he wonders why I become psycho-mom-from hell. What was this man/child thinking?He knows full well not only am I the above referenced psycho ect..ect.

I am also the most uber clean freak psycho ect ect......I directly proceed to my cell phone and text the child please call home at lunch. He calls and says whats up? I said get ready I am sending you a picture of something..... the minutes tick slowly by tick tock tick tock ring ring he calls: WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM AGAIN??

Ohhhh now I know his father (my ex) for sure dropped him on his head. No ohhh geez mom I sorry no nothing just an impending argument because I dared to step into his room.

He just don't get it,we as in my husband and I pay the bills this is not a Democracy it is an Anarchy.And until he can and will take care of his bidness he will do as we say and when we say and not treat the underneath areas of his bed as his own personal dumping ground. He no longer has a door for his room,he no longer has

cell phone privileges he no longer has the privilege of talking food stuffs down stairs-I on the other hand am no longer in the running for the Mother of the Year award.

Wednesdays only in Texas

yes Virginia there is such a thing as tumbleweeds.....................