Thursday, July 24, 2008

Hospital Blogging

Well here I am in the hosptial- minus one basketball size hernia.. HOT DAMN MY BOOBIES ARE BACK. Still pointing out all the gum on the floor but back. What an experience in pain this has been. Now don't feel bad the doc had told me what to expect. I think the worst part have been the indigintnys (is that a word?) having to ask for help. with the most private of things. My nurses have been the virtual melting pot that make the Ole USA great-Roldll call- Jamacia-accent very heavy-Ukraine-speaks no english that I been able to decipher-Britian -w0nderful man handsome as a bonus and speaks fluent american/slang and all. I have mostly slept-but for the first time in over 20 years. I HAVE COMPLETE AND TOTAL CONTROL OVER THE REMOTE!!!!!IT'S mine all mine I tell ya and miracles never cease to happen, I have actually seen something besides Hannah Montana/Josh and Drake and the spongebob crew,NOW if i could just stay awake long enougth to enjoy it

9 comments:

dykewife said...

congrats on the hernia repair. i had one done a few years ago and i'm a much happier woman for it. i didn't have a television in my room, but then again, i have control of the remote in our house. that's cuz i am "she who must be obeyed" :D

i hope you get to feeling much better very quickly.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Rhonda sent me over. Feel better soon. Being in the hospital sucks, but I see you haven't lost your sense of humor. Glad about you getting your boobs back. Bwahahahahaha. Have a quick recovery. :)

Rhonda said...

English men are the best.
;)

Rita said...

Hi
I'm here from Rhonda also...(she's my niece and I am one lucky aunt for that!!!!!!)

Get well soon and enjoy breakfast in bed....it doesn't happen often!!!!!

blogauthor said...

Put down the narcotics and back away slowly .... lol ....

paula said...

Hello sandee I have been reading your blog via Rhonda's you are amazling funny.thank you for the support of getting the boobs back the 3 of us appreciate it

paula said...

Hello Rita nice to meet you. I tried to enjoy the breakfast in bed
But somehow chicken broth and jello just wasn't happening for me.

paula said...

Thank you dykewife I have been reading and enjoying your blog via rhonda-so now i have come out---lol am no longer a lurker.

paula said...

ummmm blog author narcotics are my friend..... we are on the same page.... dont make me put em down