Friday, January 23, 2009

In the Mood deal breakers


Ok all you ladies, I don't know about ya'll, but here in the Dieckman household.... sometimes getting a little chicka chicka waaant waaa gets as difficult as climbing Mt. Everest. Between children, work,stress,and just plain old life it just doesn't happen as often as it should. But I refuse to take all the blame for the lack of action in our bedroom. Believe me I am not asking for candle light, rose petals and soft music to get things going every single time. Understanding that ya'll men tend to be very visual, I understand that the faded flannel jammies aren't exactly libido revving material, so when you reach over to hug and kiss good night and low and behold you feel something silky and slick, its a pretty certain deal your fixin to get ya some......... So why in your wildest imagination would you pull the covers over our head fart like you have never farted before giggle like a godamn school girl and dare to look so surprised when we punch you dead ass on in your stomach, jump out of bed and look at you like you have 3 heads, green skin and a weeny from something out of a science fiction movie. sigh......end result..... no chicka chick want waa for you Mr.fartpullthecoversovermyheadbuttheadDieckman.

10 comments:

Sheliza said...

LMAO!!!!! okay that's it. Our husbands are related!

She Needs said...

My little boy doess silly mess like that. He will sit on you to fart nad then take of running all the while laughing.

What a coincidence. My co-worker has the same last name. That's so funny!!!

CherkyB said...

This is what happens when a man loses the option of pulling his pants back on, saying, "You're the best, baby. I'll call you," and then going out drinking with his buddies afterwards.

You have to substitute for drinking with the guys. And remember, that's what you wanted. You're the one who wanted to get married so badly.

Rhonda said...

ohmygawd he just reeaally blew it!
Literally! LMAO!!!

Renée aka Mekhismom said...

You are kidding. I cannot believe your husband did that.

blogauthor said...

That is realllllllllllllllllly funny. So long as it happened to you, not me. :)

LOL .....

RIO said...

That falls under the heading of "justifiable homicide", Sister-friend.

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Tanyetta said...

LMAO! Ok, sorry that was funny as hell! ;)

Quiskaeya said...

OMGosh! I laughed so hard. I think my husband is your husband's brother. lol